February 2012
So much for being a nicer person for Lent. Jesus, help me.
I give others advice but don’t follow it myself; does this make me a hypocrite? I just can’t do it.
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Coach: so who's going to keep score
Me: ON WHO IS A WHORE
Coach:
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Coach:
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Coach: get out
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captainjackskellington:
why would you even fuck on a beach though
sand in every orifice
every
orifice
Reading for Fun: What drama! What adventure! Oh, there is no pleasure equal to that of reading the miracle of the novel-to experience such joys and sorrows at the hands of a paperback is truly one of the great pleasures this life has to offer. If I could do nothing but read for the rest of my life, truly, I would be content.
Reading for Class: I DON'T CARE ABOUT THESE WORDS!
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I’ve reached 69 follows and I’d just like to thank each and every one of you for the endless hours of enjoyment that I will get from looking at this number :’)!
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I’m such a jealous person. I hate it. But I can’t change it.
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Ed Sheeran is so adorable.
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Friend: Hi, how are you feeling today?
Me: I think I've hit an All Time Low.
Friend: Oh my gosh. What's wrong?
Me: Well, The Maine reason is that no one gets my band references.
Friend: Wait what?
Me: Can we go to dinner so I can explain. You. Me. At Six?
Friend: What are you talking about?
Me: Or I guess we could wait for summer... Is The Summer Set?
Friend: What the hell.
Me: I mean, we could go to a parade. Perhaps a Mayday Parade?
Friend: What the fuck is a Mayday Parade.
Me: Goodbye cruel world! Bring Me The Horizon!
Friend: You're so weird.
Me: I guess we're having a Fall Out, Boy.
Friend: I'm a girl.
Me: Yes, and Boys Like Girls.
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